Beware… The Catfish Queens!
Kyle: (whispering) Wow Dad, talk about easy money. These dumb hicks actually think we’re a pair of beauty queens, not a father-son team of grifters from up North. They think we’re actually mother and daughter!
Hank: I told you I had a great plan for us! With these prosthesis and q whole lotta makeup, we do pass. And these sashes and crowns are a great touch huh. We sure have the mayor and the businessmen of this backwater town fooled… hmmm, why is the sheriff coming our way?
Sheriff Billy Jim Harris: So, Miss Helen, Miss Kristin, my deputy and I were doing some fact checking. Seems you two have a reputation…
Deputy Troy Miller: Disguises, multiple names… male and female…
Sheriff: We could throw both of your pretty little behinds in the jail… I bet those boys were enjoy that… but if you keep quiet and do as we say, we can give you a less demeaning alternative… being our girlfriends.
Helen: Well, fellas, I guess you caught us. Good thing that we have enough experience as girls to take care of big, strapping guys like you!
Kristin: Oh, yes we do, Mom. And we really do like men in uniform – and out of it. That’s quite a “nightstick” you are packing, Deputy.
Helen: It’s one thing to carry a concealed “weapon,” honey, it’s another thing to know how to use it. C’mon boys, let’s go get… undercover.
And that night, in a small southern town, the con artists came to desire, respect and appreciate the Law, and have some Southern comforts!