Seeing How This Works…
TIM: What the hell? It’s 11 AM, why are you getting out of bed so late? And what was all of that moaning & crying?
GABE: I don’t want to talk about it Dad, OK? Please?
TIM: First off, it’s Mom, not Dad anymore. You know that the Feds had to build these new identities as mother and daughter after that radiation changed our bodies forever.
GABE: About that – MOM. I was reading on the internet that men had their sexual peak at 18, and women at age 40. So what happens when you are a guy at 18, and then you wake up in a hospital a year later, and you’re a chick?
TANYA: Honey, were you… umm… exploring your…
GISELLE: I was MASTURBATING, ok?? I was looking at pictures of Bradley Cooper on my iPad while imaging the two of us under a waterfall on some Caribbean island!
TANYA: Giselle, I’m sorry. I know this has been tough on us, and we had to pick up and start new lives as women. But I’m glad you are embracing your… womanhood. I need to do the same. You’re going to make some cute guy a pretty wonderful girlfriend, and I hope I can do the same as well.
GISELLE: I’m sorry I snapped at you Mom. And you will find the right guy, and we’ll look back on this and laugh a lot.
TANYA: Bradley Cooper under a waterfall huh? I think I may prefer George Clooney in a tux on the red carpet. Say, can I borrow your iPad tonight; now I’m pretty curious! :)