The Wilson Girls Talk About SEX!!!
Dennis: OMG, Grams, you actually slept with Mr. Hollingsworth?
Jonas: Why sure, and when he was younger he was quite virile...
Wayne: Now, sweetie, it’s up to you if you want to explore your sexuality while dressed. But you should at least go on a few dates and learn what both Mother and I have learned about being a pretty lady.
Jane: Wanda, the girl will be a natural, just like you were. I can remember how loud you and your first boyfriend where that night.
Darcy: Oh do tell Mom. Are you more of a screamer or a moaner?
Wanda: Very funny, Darcy. Now look, your grandmom and I have boyfriends who are kind and sweet and...
Jane: Are quite studly...
Wanda: But more importantly, Mother, they treat us wonderfully. You want to look for that in a man.
Darcy: Oh I’m definitely going to look for the right guy. Not some jerk who wants take me to bed and never call me back. He’ll respect me or else. I’m a Wilson girl, and we only deserve the best, right ladies?
Jane: You’re damn right, honey. I think you’ll find what you are looking for... just follow our lead, Darcy!