Paul: A little miscommunication in synching our costumes, son?
Rick : Dad, you said “everyone’s favorite literary bespectacled literary figure.” Have you never heard of J. K. Rowling?
Paul: Duh, I teach English for a living! But I actually am at fault. I found a Dumbledore costume, except that, well, the beard would hide my fake boobs. And besides – this shows of all my curves!
Rick: And no guy would ever not find you in a crowd , “Mom.” And I totally agree, you made the right call. We’ll win the contest easy!
Patricia: I think we’ll win more than that, honey. Probably get a lot of phone numbers and Facebook requests! Cute skirt, girl.
Rachel: I love it, it’s the best part of this costume. I can hear it now “Hey, baby, I’ll show you a magic wand.” or “Yo – you want get together for a little one on one Quidditch?” (giggle)
Patricia: Ha! Most guys will ask me “Where’s Waldo? Look down!”