Will: Granddad! OMG! He – she looks like a SI swimsuit model! Not a 55 year old woman –or man! Wow, I was so amazed when you and I – father and son – used that magic chant to transform into the hot babes we are…
Jeff: Well, he was always in good athletic shape like us. But yea, she’s turned out to have quite the curvy figure.
Winnie: Like mother like daughter (looks down at her chest) and maybe someday – like granddaughter.
Juliet: Honey, you’re 16 going on 36-24-36, trust me. Now look, I don’t know if she’s ready to think of herself as a granny. Just refer to Granddad Alex as “Aksana.” I love that name, as it refers back to our Russian heritage. Don’t you love it, Winnie? We’re like three czarinas!
Winnie: I do, but our forefathers – or foremothers – didn’t wear bikinis around the Kremlin. Hey – she’s coming this way! (waves) Aksana! How do you feel?
Aksana: This is incredible girls. When I first saw my… MY breasts, I thought I would never get used to them. Now I feel so free in this swimsuit – they move with…
Juliet: Now mother – our Winnie is feeling kind of sensitive about the “development” she has left to do.
Aksana: My little angel, look at all of the men on this beach staring at us. It’s a new experience for all of us!
Winnie: Yes, and we will never ever forget this vacation!