Tuesday, July 31, 2012

MOTB: With This Ring (Marcia and Brianna are "bewitching")

MOTB Tales: With This Ring...
 "Brianna... I wanted to share this with you in private before we go out into the church.  This... this was your mom's ring.  That is... it was Amanda's.  Our darling angel looking down from on high.  Wife of Milt, mother of Benjamin.

The evil cancer may have taken her body, but it never could conquer her soul - a soul we carry within us, thanks to her sisters in the coven.  They healed our damaged hearts by infusing us wit her essence - her feminine essence.  And I thank the goddesses every day for that.

As Marcia, I have discovered what all women have grown to love - the pure joy of motherhood, especially a precious daughter.  I also have grown to love the man I will now take as my husband.  Joe is so good to both of us - but one day, you will find your own good man and marry him. 

Keep this ring - Amanda's band - until you find your prince."

"Mom, the ring is as beautiful as we both are now.  Thank you - I love you!"

Sunday, July 29, 2012

The Budget Vacation (Monica & daughters make the most of their summer)

The Budget Vacation 

The sluggish economy forced businessman Marc Sanders to make some tough choices that his sons Nick and Aaron grumbled about.  No two weeks at the resort in Jamaica this year.  No cruise to Cabo San Lucas.  Not even a hot weekend in Vegas. 

 “Seriously – Dad – a freaking water park?  Lame-o!”  

“Hey – cool your heels boys – we’re lucky that we can even afford this.  I actually went ahead and splurged for the week-long pass, it was only $5 more per person.”   

“Woo hoo,” the teen boys sarcastically cheered.  Marc sighed as they went inside.

But it turns out that there was some value added to the choice of the water park.  The special showers in the locker room had for decades been converting hulks to honeys – as you can see, Nora and Amelia turned very nicely, not to mention the new hot mom, Monica.  Also - the park has a great selection of complimentary bikinis. We can’t have these girls going around topless, you know.

Now, for $100 more, Monica can have their week pass extended for the entire summer.  And how can they afford that?  

Oh silly – they have BOYFRIENDS now; let them pay for that :)

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Training Regimen (Rachel and Mary celebrate the "Games")

Training Regimen 

Inspired by the Olympic competition in London, out of shape Rick Lombardi and his dad Mike took to the beach to jog off the excess pounds.  The diet supplement they took had some added side effects that required Rachel and Mary to get some new beachwear – that included tops.   

Too bad, because mom and daughter now have gold medal bodies that will make you  swell with pride – or just swell up!

Friday, July 27, 2012

The Hunt For Happiness (A previous cap retold and expanded)

The Hunt For Happiness
Nobody would ever accuse Tom Caldwell, 62,  of not being a real man.  The ex-Marine had worked 25 years with the State Police before retiring to the north country.  One April weekend Tom’s son Gary (35, now a sergeant with the troopers) and grandson Mike (10, wannabe future airline pilot) visited the old man to go hunting for rabbits.  Please, these guys don’t want to hear your Elmer Fudd jokes.  They took this retreat seriously; dressed in camo, with telescopic sights on their riles.  If this was winter, they’d be chasing deer or waterfowl.  


Wandering off the designated hunting grounds, the boys suddenly found themselves in some foul smelling mud.  Mike, the smallest,  began to grow weary quickly, which surprised his elders, as he had been excited to join Dad and  Gramps this round.  They decided to head back to the truck an as they sloshed through the muck, both Gary and Tom grew dizzy.  Gary reached for a radio to call in SOS, but he was too weak to do so.  Tom feared his family would meet their doom in this desolate area, and he gasped what he thought was his last breath.

All three passed out next to a decayed oak tree.  That’s where the EPA crews found them.  A local logging company had released some runoff into the valley, causing a chain reaction with the marsh waters.  The Caldwells were caught in the chemical soup that had been caused.
Tom awoke in a hospital to three shocks: his long lost blonde hair, now longer than ever, in his eyes.  The other two shocks were on his chest – woman’s breasts.  He called out for his son and grandson, only to hear his own voice, much higher, and definitely feminine.  His last denial of his changes came when he stuck his smaller fingers under her hospital gown.

Tom met with several doctors, an EPA official, and lawyers representing the logger carefully explained to Tom that the three of them were in comas for about 2 weeks while the chemicals had begun to transmute the testosterone in their bodies to organic estrogen and their bodies had begun to show classic female characteristics. 

They had an offer for the family.  In exchange for silence (to avoid outrage in the community and loss of jobs from the massive fines), the company would work with the FBI Witness Protection group to give the Caldwells’ new identities and a new life.  Tom asked that he talk with Gary and Mike.  

Gary now resembled a gorgeous blonde model, and she held an angelic looking young girl in her arms.  The new females sobbed and hugged for an eternity.

“No matter what,” Tom stated, “we need to be all for this, and we all need to stay together to take care of each other.”

  Of course , all three agreed. 

The following April…
 Trudie Landry (Tom’s mother’s maiden name) has given up hunting for gardening, and based on her experience, she refuses to use any chemical treatments on her azaleas. Her beautiful home down South is matched and exceeded by the three stunning blondes living inside.

Young Marissa still dreams of flying one day; but aware of her new sex, she also has developed a strong appreciation for fashion, and she is her new Grandma and Mom’s most encouraging fan for looking pretty.

Gayle is still in law enforcement, only now working in the forensic lab with the local sheriff -  now able to devote many more hours to her daughter and her new social life.  The logging company continues to support the family with a beautiful  new mansion in the next county.  The trio want for no amenity – and with these ladies, the shopping budget is quite high.
  The company also pays for the counseling they all need as they face life as women – especially a crash course on how their new female hormones  have forever changed their outlook on romance and intimacy.

In fact, tonight Gayle is taking her mom out on a double date.  An amused Trudie said (with a wink) , “Well, we always enjoyed hunting… I just never thought we’d go out hunting for husbands!”  Gayle giggled and showed her mom the 4” heels she planned on wearing.  A far cry from camouflage!
The gentlemen who escorted Gayle and Trudie were indeed gentlemen, and it definitely a good idea for the mother daughter pair to go together – those trips to the bathroom to help each coach the other paid off.

Marissa watched from her bedroom window as her role models said goodnight to their dates with smiles and sweet kisses.  The soon to be preteen had been asleep and dreaming of her future Prince Charming.

But the bustle outside made Marissa curious and a little jealous of the hunks that Mom and Grandma had landed.  About 30 minutes later, the pretty young girl then heard the older blondes trying NOT to giggle too loudly from Trudie’s master bedroom.   The temptation was too much!  

Finally, Marissa joined mom and grams in bed; all three of them stayed up all night cuddled under the sheets, as they talked about their dreams .  One day, all three Landry lovelies would be successful at the hunt.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Francesca School For Girls welcome the "Collinswood Four" (plus 4 parents)


For the start of the 2012-13 schoool year, Francesca School, the premier private institutions for young girls, opened its doors – to four boys – with special conditions.  At the nearby Collinswood Academy for boys, four eighth-graders were expelled for hazing sixth graders. In this area, there was great shame if your child didn’t go to either school, and it was a family tradition – all four boys were the sons of alumni.   

The local DA went to work with the Francesca headmistress and a prominent psychologist, who examined the boys and their fathers.  It turns out that three of the young men (and two of the dads) were at least 40% gender dysphonic.   

 Faced with public shame, the men signed confidential agreements with both schools.  That September, these four cute teenage girls and their lovely (single) mothers were welcomed to Francesca’s campus with open arms with a reception in the school’s gymnasium.

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Along For The Ride (Camryn & Naomi go exploring)


"Holy shit,” Camryn Lewis whispered to her mother, Naomi.  “It’s them – my best friend growing up Steve “Shotgun” Henson.  He looks better than ever Momma.   So handsome – so fuckable!”

“Hang on there, missy,” cautioned Naomi.  “And there’s the man you called “Uncle Gus” – he was  Clayton’s godfather, just like Nick was Steve’s.  The leader of the Razor’s Edge Bike Club – Big Gustav Henson.  Oh he is big, I’ve seen his giant cock on many occasion.  But this time will be different – it will be up my pussy!”

“Hold that thought for one second, Mom.  They see us, and they are headed this way.  Let’s do this like we planned it, OK.”

“Turn on the charm like we’ve had it done to us for years eh?”  Naomi pondered how that glowing meteorite changed them so much.  Not just their bodies, but their attitude – and desires…

“Hello sweet things.  Name’s Big Gus and this is m’boy, Shotgun.  What’s brings you out to our rally today?  You girls ride?”

“We sure do, handsome,” Naomi replied  as she grinned back at the burly biker.  “By any chance, do you know boys know Nick the Knife, or his pride and joy, Clayton aka Sweet Clay Lew?”

“They sent us here with their high regards,” cooed Camryn. 

Saturday, July 21, 2012

"My Unique Family" as told by "Lil Kitten" Jodie (Nana helped!) ;)

My Unique Family… by Jodie Hyde
I have such a large family of sexy shemales that it’s hard for all of us to be together at once.  Today, Aunties Alectra & Emily are off being naughty somewhere else (giggle).  This picture shows off  the boob jobs that  my mother Evie, Kyra, my lovely “Nana Belle” Annie, and Aunties Jo and Vicki all got this year.  

 Now, as a teen hottie, I won’t be going under the knife for as few years, but the hormones have already given me a sweet pair of titties.  Because it’s so hot outside, we hotties are having a pool party with some “friends.”  

 Will the Hyde Honeys misbehave?

What do YOU think?

 Nana already told me, “Now Kitten, go put on your bikini so our guests can see how much you’ve grown up since you became Jodie!”

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Quick Update (returning in about a week)

Hi gang!  I sure have missed making caps and posting and making the rounds of the other blogs.  I am still out of pocket for another week, but I did visit many of my faves.  Some of the "dailys" like Diane Leonard and Knights are in full swing - and when I left, my sweet Evie was creating like a madwoman.  I know she and Kyra have grown closer and I couldn't be happier for them.

And then I was amazed to learn that Evie is now a "mom" herself, to a girl named Jodie.  Jodie has her own new blog and I can't think of a better adoption, next to my own adoptions of Evie, Kyra, Alectra, Victoria, et al.

But now I realize that my daughter's daughter is my... granddaughter? o.O  I'm a grandmother!  Wow!  Should I now cease making sexy caps and now focus on stories of making peach cobbler, knitting, playing bridge with the ladies down the hall, and other "old lady" stuff?  Take the next jet to Boca Raton, and get a condo that's tiny and easy to take care of?  Sell my stocks and buy CDs?  Make sure I'm getting enough calcium?


If you've paid any attention to my work, you'll know that I love the concept of a "mature" woman who carries on like a younger hottie.  Stars like Susan Sarandon, Jane Seymour, Helen Mirren and Susan Lucci are idols of mine!  They've turned back time with their sexual appetites.  A woman who can make a man half her age hard as a rock!

OK enough silly rambling.  Jodie, on your blog, you asked me what you should call me, and I was already thinking ahead about that last night.   I was thinking of Nana or Nanny - or perhaps Nana-Belle or Nanny Annie.  Does that work for you, Kitten?  And I've decided (woman's prerogative) that you will be Kitten to me ;)  Nana needs to give you a name too, dear child. 

Now, I will not be your blue haired granny, let me warn you Kitten.  I will be right there with you (and your Mom and Kyra) shopping for sexy dresses and high heels and naughty lingerie.  I will be rocking as tiny a bikini as you will.  And I will show you what it's like to by a Hyde Honey.  I'm sure we'll be sharing as many cocks as I have with my daughters.  

I am so looking forward to "spoiling" my granddaughter! And I look forward to being productive again soon.  Until then, tata...

PS: I'm also redoing my look when I get back, and I've already changed my profile name to Annabelle Hyde, because I'm embracing my role as the head of the family.  Kyra, I'd love to see you do the same. ;)

Sunday, July 1, 2012

That’s Granddad? (and I'm off on vacation!)

That’s Granddad?

Will: Granddad! OMG!  He – she looks like a SI swimsuit model!  Not a 55 year old woman –or man!  Wow, I was so amazed when you and I – father and son – used that magic chant to transform into the hot babes we are…

Jeff: Well, he was always in good athletic shape like us.  But yea, she’s turned out to have quite the curvy figure.

Winnie: Like mother like daughter (looks down at her chest) and maybe someday – like granddaughter.

Juliet: Honey, you’re 16 going on 36-24-36, trust me.  Now look, I don’t know if she’s ready to think of herself as a granny.  Just refer to Granddad Alex as “Aksana.”  I love that name, as it refers back to our Russian heritage.  Don’t you love it, Winnie?  We’re like three czarinas!

Winnie:  I do, but our forefathers – or foremothers – didn’t wear bikinis around the Kremlin.  Hey – she’s coming this way!  (waves) Aksana!  How do you feel?

Aksana:  This is incredible girls.  When I first saw my… MY breasts, I thought I would never get used to them.  Now I feel so free in this swimsuit – they move with…

Juliet: Now mother – our Winnie is feeling kind of sensitive about the “development”  she has left to do.

Aksana: My little angel, look at all of the men on this beach staring at us.  It’s a new experience for all of us!

Winnie: Yes, and we will never ever forget this vacation!