DAVID: Hey Dad, Tommy’s still a in a funk over losing his job, and having to move back in…
TOMMY: And you’re still moaning over your breakup with Kathy! Dad, do you think we can…
JOHN: My sons – it’s been far too long for us to sit on the sidelines! I think it’s time we sprinkle a little magic pixie dust and make a change!
DAVID AND TOMMY: Yes!!!!! (high five)
Three hours later…
DANNI: Ahh, it feels good to have my female body back – that ol’ pixie dust hit the spot!
TINA: Oooh, is that your G-spot Sis? And now we have this lovely scratch to itch, right Mom?
JAYNE: Hmmm, and how will you scratch that itch, my darling daughters? I suggest finding a strong man with a soft hands and a hard cock. Pardon my French, girls… the last time we did this you were both sullen slackers and your thought your Dad was out to ruin your lives. Now I can watch with motherly pride, as my girls and I go out together, every man wanting us!
TINA: Oh Mom, I think we are now girls to stay!
DANNI: Fuck yea, sis! Let’s go to the club now!