"The kids all look so pretty in their dresses, and guys are fighting to get in front of them. And my lifelong friend Jerry is looking at me like he’s in love. I could slap him and yell at my new daughters to stop flirting – or I can be a good MOTHER, and enjoy my sex. I just hope that my girls - or myself – know what we’re doing when these guys want to take us home.”
“Girls! Meet me in the ladies room!”
Happy New Year Folks!