Rex: Dad, I don’t know how you can stand to have those THINGS on your chest. Mine aren’t as big and yet they itch like crazy and my back is sore… help!
Gary: Well, I did catch the Femmefluenza virus about two weeks before you did – I don’t think you are going to get as big as me. Look honey – they say there’s no cure so our days as father and son are over – I’m your mom now!
Renee: Well you have adapted well to it. I mean, to think that the guy who taught me to play catch is now working in tranny porn as a busty blonde MILF!
Greta: Well I am a MILF – just ask all of the guys who I’ve fucked . Dear, you have an incredible body and you’re cuter than I am – how about we do a film together?
Renee: Oh Mom, that’s a great idea! Will you show me what to do with a man’s cock?
Greta: Sure baby – let’s practice with this water bottle, then work our way up to a dildo, and then we’ll set up a private clinic with Dirk!