Sunday, April 25, 2010

TGT - Dade County Dozen

5 DADS + 7 SONS =

12 of the sexiest babes on South Beach

Coleen , Ma

Can 12 all-American guys make convincing women? Can the new moms show their “daughters” the ropes when it comes to dressing, wearing makeup and acting ladylike? And which “girls” will catfight to get the most male attention?



Coleen , Maggie & Zoe

From Boston.

Irish-American, loud – they love to work hard, fight hard and live hard.

Contractor Carl and his sons Mickey & Zack.


Eva and Trina

From San Diego.

Mexican heritage, they rose from nothing to the good life.

Stockbroker Emilio and his son Tino.


Latasha and Renee

From Atlanta.

They refuse to let their dreams die in the ghetto.

High school teacher Ronald and his son Lewis.


Angie, Donna & Nicki

From Denver .

A family tradition of art, fashion, and the restaurant business.

Chef Doug and his sons Alex & Nate.


Scarlett and Joanna

From Kansas.

Life on the Great Plains means combines, NASCAR and Budweiser.

Wheat farmer Jonas and his son Shane.

MOTIVATION: Parenthood at It's Best

Sunday, April 18, 2010

ANNIE'S CAPS - Las Vegas Party Bitches

“Ready, ladies?”, asks Felicity Ryan (the mature redhead with the prominent bust) of her sexy blonde younger sister Candice who’s wearing a breathtaking LBD.

“Ready sis,” Candice coos in return.

“Mom, Aunt Candi, let’s GO, “ chirps Serena Ryan; the gorgeous flame haired pixie just turned 18 last winter and she just finished applying makeup in front of a vanity she shared with her 20 year old cousin Marissa.

Marissa shares her mother’s flaxen locks and body built for sin. She notices that a stretch limo has pulled up in front of the stylish post-modern Las Vegas rancher the foursome shared. “Time to party! Our ride’s here!”

Within five minutes, the Ryan girls have their purses and have climbed inside for a trip down to the Strip. A few glasses of champagne later, and they arrive, and their “clients” have already exchanged text messages with them.

Sometimes the sisters party separate from their daughters, sometimes it’s mom and daughter together, but on a night like this, the cougar-sisters and the cousin-kittens are stalking prey at the trendiest club in LV: actors, musicians , athletes,, and any one with money who wants to bed a sexy bitch.

By 7 in the AM, each beauty comes home feeling well- fucked and about $5000 richer. By early afternoon, the girls are up having “brunch” and dishing about who they spent the night with and who’s man had the fattest cock, or the kinkiest fantasy.

Later that day, you’ll find these beauties in string bikinis sunning themselves out by the pool, with shopping, salon, and Pilates also on the agenda.

Such is the life of an escort in Sin City. Now, before you condemn this family for being professional whores, you should know that one year ago, Freddie Ryan declared bankruptcy and had to close his auto body shop in Arizona. His brother Carl had just gotten out of the county jail for grand larceny, and because of his record, he was forced to live at Fred’s house with his slacker son Mike. Fred was also worried about his son Shaun , who was so awkward and shy, he was often picked on by bullies.

When Shaun randomly found that magic pendant, it did more than change the gender identity of everyone in the house – it gave them self-esteem, money, and an escape from hell – not to mention the bodies of uber-babes, and the sex drives to match. It also brought the Ryans closer than ever as sisters and cousins, and as mothers and daughters.

Someday they’ll settle down with the right guy and get respectable. Until then, they have each other – and it’s another party night in Vegas!

Friday, April 16, 2010

Madame Jae's: Wedding Planning

Jimmy (12): Oh My God! Dad… I can’t believe how they made us look like girls! We’re so pretty! What made you decide on coming here and dressing up as a bride, and me as an attendant?

Nick (35): Oh son, I’m sorry that I ever hid my ‘other self’ from you. I have been coming to Madame Jae’s for years, after your mother abandoned us. I now see myself as Natalie, your mom. And the staff encouraged me to bring you here, because so many fathers and sons have grown closer as pretty girls. And you are even more beautiful than I imagined! My baby is a heartbreaker! (sniff)

Jimmy: Aww, don’t cry! I think you’ll be a great mom to me – and I didn’t think I’d like all of this fancy dress and hair styling but I LOVE the way I look. And you look like a real bride!

Ryan: Well, young lady, that’s because your beautiful mother is going to be a real bride – and I’m the luckiest man in the world for it! (leans down to kiss Natalie, who returns it with passion)

Natalie: Ryan, darling, let me properly introduce you to your future stepdaughter, Jennifer. Jen sweetie, this is Ryan who I met two months ago at the J-Club dance. Last night, he asked me to marry him and I said yes. We are so much in love and I know he’s going to be a great husband and a loving stepdad. And I had you dressed this way because I want you to be one of my bridesmaids along with some of my girlfriends who I met at Madame Jae’s! Please say yes - you will have such fun!

Jennifer: Oh Mom, I’m so happy you’re getting to live your dream of being a gorgeous bride and I’m sure it will be great to be a whole family again. But – I do have a request… Can.. can we invite Will Monroe to the wedding? I’d like to introduce him to me – the new me - as Jennifer.

Ryan: We can do better than that Jen. By coincidence, I’m business partner will Will’s dad, who’s a J-Club member as well. I know Will is a fine strapping lad who I think would make a good groomsmen. I know he’s now that age where he’ll enjoy slow dancing with a pretty teenage T-girl.

Natalie: Darling, Will was Jimmy’s best friend – but I think Jen wants to make him her BOYFRIEND. I guess in a few years, you’ll be giving her away at their wedding! But first Mommy needs to have a little woman to woman talk with her baby girl before she leaves on her honeymoon! (GIGGLE)

Jennifer: MOTHER! (blushing furiously) I think I need to outgrow this training bra before we talk about the birds and the bees! Speaking of which, we seriously need to go shopping tomorrow!

Natalie: Oh – we are so there girl! And thanks to Madame Jae, you’ll definitely be “sprouting” in the very near future! Like mother, like daughter!!

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Madame Jae's: Homecoming

Cody Perkins had rode back home from college with Jay who he met in accounting class. Cody was looking forward to seeing his dad Eric, especially because he knew how lonely his dad had become following the sudden passing of Cody’s birth mother. He knew that his mom liked that Eric cross-dressed; and he even thought that his “Aunt Ellen” wasn’t too heinous in drag.

So it was quite a shock for Cody & Jay to pull up to the Perkins house to find “Ellen” looking more sexy and feminine than ever. Eric had never dared dress in public, but here he was greeting the college boys . Cody was mortified that his dad seemed to be flirting with his classmate, promising to introduce Jay to her daughter Crissy – Cody’s supposed cousin. Had “Dad” flipped his wig (or was that his real hair?)

After Jay left, Cody demanded to know what possessed Eric to publicly humiliate him in front of the other boy, but Ellen simply smiled and asked Cody to take a short ride with him. “Father” and son pulled up to the familiar Madame Jae salon downtown. Ellen smiled beautifully at Cody and asked for a leap of faith.

“The last few months, these ladies have really helped me cope with losing Jan. On their suggestion, they asked if I could bring you down and let them show you how they have helped me - I hope you enjoy your experience.”

Cody shrugged his shoulders and followed Ellen. Inside to meet the salon owner and her loyal staff. The rest seemed like a blur to the young man.

One month later, at a J-Club function, 40something sex kitten Ellen Perkins, and her daughter, college age cutie Crissy, were fixing their makeup in the ladies room.

“To think, darling, your ‘uncle Eric’ and ‘cousin’ – they’ve come so far, haven’t they?”

Crissy clasped the hand of the person she once called Aunt Ellen and replied, “Yes they have mom – I’m so happy that you turned me on to this!”

The shapely brunettes went back to their table where their dates – J-Club members George Paulson (local realtor) and Jay Munson (local college hunk) were waiting.

Within weeks, both T-girl admirers had seduced their dates, and mom and daughter spent entire days shopping for the right combo of cocktail dresses, heels, and sexy lingerie to keep their boyfriends happy and horny!