Sunday, April 26, 2009

TGT Network: The Tranny Bunch

Here’s the story of three lovely sisters, busy raising sweet girls on their own,

Three redheads,

Three sweet blondies,

And three with lush brown curls..


But the story behind these lovely ladies,

Is that they used to be normal guys,

But then they signed up to be on TV

And to win a million dollar prize!


They got hormones and plastic surgery

Pretty dresses and new hairdos

The older sisters got asked to the prom

The mommies got boyfriends too!

And that’s the way they became the…

The Tranny Bunch


TGT Network’s newest and most ambitious reality show has the most astonishing agenda…. What if three adult men, each with two boys – one a teenager, one just entering elementary school – were willing to let our producers transform them in mother and daughters – and then place them all in one iconic house (see below – the Southern California locale where one of the greatest sitcoms ever was filmed) under the premise that three sexy adult sisters were jointly raising three teenage hotties and three precocious little girls? That’s the story of THE TRANNY BUNCH. But that’s not the biggest surprise of the all. You see… not only are fathers now mothers, sons are now daughters, and brothers are now sisters, but these cousins were already cousins! The talent scouts that combed the USA looking for three sets of All-American families with dads and sons of slight build, but the never dread that in the small town of Wilde, Oklahoma, that the three adult males who would become “sisters” were all in one place – and they were already brothers!


Neal, Mark and Chuck Parker also had a long-buried secret that helped make the perfect choice for the show – they won a county fair talent shows posing as the Dixie Chicks and lip-synching “Cowboy Take Me Away” Also, the three brothers had been working at the local auto plant which was going through another round of layoffs. So after working out arrangements with their wives and the rest of the family, and after convincing the boys that it was temporary (and bribing the boys with promises of video games and wrestling tickets) , the nine of them flew to California for the necessary hair extensions, padded bras and girdles, and even a little shot of estrogen – totally reversible they were assured. The trios got matching hair – 3 blondes, 3 brunettes, and 3 redheads!

Now immersed completely in feminine identity, they have been grouped by age. The three youngest cousins – Brandi, Josie, and Eliza, share the girliest of the bedrooms, adorned with pictures of unicorns and the Jonas Brothers – and BTW, they’ll be showcased going to a Jonas show and screaming for Nick. The teens (Debbie, Alyson & Renee) shared another bedroom; they have Twilight on their walls, and each girl has a task of going steady with a football player by Week 6. As far as their moms/aunts Nora, Marie, & Cathy, they do have their own private bedrooms – but they also start the show with BOYFRIENDS, and in week 2, you’ll see which of the Parker sisters' beaus stays the night… and the reactions of that woman’s daughters and nieces!

Must see TV indeed!




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